I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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