david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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