A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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