I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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