It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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