5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
