Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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