Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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