I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
dude. I can hear the air.
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