There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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