I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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