i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
now i know why i became what i already was.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just sent this text using only my big toe
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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