he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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