drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
love makes seman taste better
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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