Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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