Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
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even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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