dude i'm inner monologue high
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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