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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  honey you're def caucasian

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.

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• (209): View more from California

  Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!

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• (607): View more from New York

  just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out

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• (206): View more from Washington

  That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.

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  If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.

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