C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?