it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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