How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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