Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just cut my nipple shaving
My cat gives me a boner
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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