He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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