Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
