yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
ttyl tear gas
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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