so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
