Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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