if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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