i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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