I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
