we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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