Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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