I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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