ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
