Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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