dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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