Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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