No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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