How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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