that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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