we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Randomize
