its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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