It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
