some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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