Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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