you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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