Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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