In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE