"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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