I want to stick my p in your. b.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I wish there were birth control emojis
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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