Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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