No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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