Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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