im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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