why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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