That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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